So let’s be real here. This morning I roll drunkenly out of my disheveled bed and drag myself to the bathroom to find I’ve forgotten to take out my contacts… again. But even worse, my eyes literally look like the shit has been beaten out of me. Dark.
We all know I have too many flaws/obsessions to count but this has got to be the worst. A healthy combination of poor genetics and bad life decisions contributes, I’m sure. I could easily be mistaken for Samantha Ronson or an irish housewife.
Because I’m a big fan of aimlessly throwing money at my problems, I immediately google “best under eye concealer” on Sephora.com to see what might pop up. And this is what I find.
I currently own this one, and judging by my current appearance, perhaps a major fail.
Since this Amazing Cosmetics concealer is a mere $42 it’s obviously the best and I need it immediately.
Ooooo “Two Faced Absolutely Flawless Therapeutic Herbal Concealer!” I immensely enjoy every word in that title. Add to cart.
